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I've taken a long vacation...All I do is say funny things...And I'm thinking of raising my own salary...What am I a Senator?
I suggest we do what every good American does when dissatisfied with the state of affairs. Watch an episode of "So You Think You Can Dance"!
Today a little Chihuahua shaped piece of America died. The Taco Bell Chihuahua showed us that there's nothing more American than Mexican.
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a rolling stone gathers no moss. that's the last time i hire keith richards to do my landscaping
Newspapers could really save space if they just tweeted their obituaries. I'll demonstrate: G. Jnson, 96, Lwyr, Blovd dad/gpa, b rmbrd 4-eva
I've got super bowl fever! I'm sorry, typo. That should just read "swine flu"
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