What? How are people using my "this is the start of my 30th year" line to reason that they're a year younger than they are? #fb 13 minutes ago

Woke up in middle of night, didn't know where I was, where anything was or even who I was. Ahh, jet lag! 1 hours ago

New blog post In which I turn 29 http://bit.ly/aiAxMq 1 hours ago

New blog post In which I turn 29 http://bit.ly/aiAxMq 2 hours ago

But then that's what choice is for, isn't it. #fb 2 hours ago

FTR, I use Google Docs all the time from my netbook. OO.o is too clunky for me. But I know lots of people won't want Google accounts. #fb 2 hours ago

Hmm. Is it true that Google Docs is going to be the default office platform for UNE? Interesting. I imagine that'll cause some upset. #fb 2 hours ago

Argh. I put Amarok on random, for birthday giggles. First thing? Some laughing idiots and Jack's Playing Ball. I'm cursed. #lugradio #fb 3 hours ago

I have woken, aged 29, disappointed that I haven't become Chase Jarvis or Neil Gaiman, glad I've not become Warren Ellis (yet). #fb 4 hours ago

still having uverse issues, is there a site to check ifitsisdownforme? 8 hours ago

float like a cadilac sting like a beamer 8 hours ago

hrmm uverse jsut froze, not winning fans from my wfie 8 hours ago

at least the image representing pd-maybe is pd-self ♺ @mlinksva: !publicdomain maybe http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:PDmaybe-icon.svg 7 hours ago

still having uverse issues, is there a site to check ifitsisdownforme? 8 hours ago

float like a cadilac sting like a beamer 8 hours ago

hrmm uverse jsut froze, not winning fans from my wfie 8 hours ago

lost the mayorship of two places on 4square tonight 8 hours ago

@Patterico no worries i'm retarted (if i can still say the R word) as well 8 hours ago

interesting trying to figure out why my wife's laptop keeps droping from internet 9 hours ago

wife has property virgins on TV, buyers wnat to only spend 300k at most, all the houses they've been shown are over 320k 9 hours ago

@snapl there a snowpocalyspe in michigan coming? probablly not like DC 9 hours ago

@Patterico still learning twitter i see :) 9 hours ago

interesting trying to figure out why my wife's laptop keeps droping from internet 9 hours ago

wife has property virgins on TV, buyers wnat to only spend 300k at most, all the houses they've been shown are over 320k 9 hours ago

@snapl there a snowpocalyspe in michigan coming? probablly not like DC 9 hours ago

@mrtomahawk thats a whole lot of snow, probablly should cancel/reschdule 9 hours ago

@mrtomahawk that sucks if the government is closed tomorrow then whats the point of coming out? 9 hours ago

♻ @jucato: congrats to everyone who worked hard on the new !kde website :) and adding my congrats as well 10 hours ago

a very sad and sick son in bed, hope he sleeps well 10 hours ago