@fligtar putting both in the fridge makes them last longer 23 minutes ago

products that expire quickly are annoying. looking at you, bread and milk. 35 minutes ago

@hodgman People that use "literally" wrong literally make me want to hit them. 1 hours ago

@amckie tell @ThatHolmesGirl I'm not speaking to her 1 hours ago

@amckie technically. 1 hours ago

OH (from @ThatHolmesGirl!): "what's MFBT?" 1 hours ago

IE8 still prompts to save passwords before the login is complete? how inhumane! (trying to use other browsers at home) 1 hours ago

@lilidrew the local parking dude lives a few doors down, I have heard, so if I get a ticket it's going to be at like 12:03. 1 hours ago

@ThatHolmesGirl @shonab we can get it to MV with the greatest of ease, also 1 hours ago

we won the parenting game tonight, getting @clairemadeline down with neither tears nor us in the room. time to collect my prize (mfbt) 1 hours ago

@ThatHolmesGirl "and what starts with T?" "taxes!" "mmm, not around here!" 1 hours ago

@sdwilsh page load and responsiveness seem better; I haven't been benchmarking 1 hours ago

my desk is _littered_ with piece of scrap paper covered in random letters, from playing alphabet with @clairemadeline 1 hours ago

@ryandoherty I'm surprised you're still dog friendly after your recent incident. 1 hours ago

Hay bandas que no cambian nunca. Cada tanto la suerte los acompaña y se transforma en un buen disco. En general es el mismo de siempre. 2 hours ago

@maccur No sé si toda de él, pero si un gran porcentaje. 2 hours ago

@maccur Eso porque no es Argentina, que si ponemos alguien peor que De Narvaez gana igual 2 hours ago

Más de 200 mil descargas de FX3.5 desde Argentina. #fx35 2 hours ago

ok, time to move the van so I don't stupidly get another ticket tonight 1 hours ago

protip: closing a windowed Sins of a Solar Empire by clicking the orange X in the title bar doesn't prompt you to save. ahem. 1 hours ago

@fligtar my wife once hit two pigeons with one elastic band; with great power, etc. 2 hours ago

@window glad to hear it! I'm thinking about switching to SSDs everywhere since their failure mode is "can't write, can still read". 2 hours ago

@natfriedman good post; hoping that @clairemadeline grows up an engineer in spirit if not in profession. 2 hours ago

just killed a spider with my nerf gun. I thought for sure I'd miss. now I feel kinda bad. 2 hours ago

@sdreinhart1975 I was asking @madwebskills which one he got :) 3 hours ago

@mart3ll oh, I have been an off-and-on EVE-O player since like 2003, yeah :-) 3 hours ago

@jaygoldman and I never laughed harder than when watching Raw; with 48 Hours and Coming to America as well, he is beyond reproach 3 hours ago

trying Sins of a Solar Empire, preparing to be overwhelmed 3 hours ago

@msurman @tonyasurman Many congratulations! I hope that you have a lovely evening. 4 hours ago

campfire and cookout and sleepout 4 hours ago